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Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

1. Top N lists.
2. Stupid people.
3. Expert Sex Change
4. Everyone is an expert
5. Spam
6. Stupid people
7. Repetition
8. Not enough free porn
9. People that get pissed off over silly stuff

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Print | posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2009 9:57 AM

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# re: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

left by Dan Hounshell at 1/14/2009 10:04 AM Gravatar
8. Not enough free porn.

Dude, apparently you aren't on the same internet that I'm on!!

# re: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

left by Michael Eaton at 1/14/2009 10:10 AM Gravatar
@Dan, note I didn't say "horse porn" :-D

# re: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

left by Michael Letterle at 1/14/2009 10:11 AM Gravatar
10. ex-Ratt members who make ironic top-10 lists that only have 9 items.

# re: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

left by Arjan Zuidhof at 1/14/2009 2:25 PM Gravatar
Well, the good thing about top-10 lists is that web surfers get attracted to it like flies by a piece of **** - ehh, never mind :) Scientific evidence has shown that the mind is incapable of *not* clicking a link saying 'top-X whatever..'
Maybe you can let us know later if this is true for your blog i.e. if this is going to be the most popular entry

# re: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

left by ricky at 5/9/2009 8:30 PM Gravatar
spammer make me confused :|

# re: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

left by Doug at 9/1/2009 6:31 PM Gravatar
I hate the Internet because it's another thing to waste my time on instead of doing useful stuff in the tangible world.

# re: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

left by Sally at 9/25/2009 11:35 PM Gravatar
Your repititous! You said stupid people twice!

# re: Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate the Internet

left by fred at 8/13/2010 10:58 PM Gravatar
I hate the internet because people put up only 9 items in a top ten list
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